Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Randomize
