I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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Have fun and good luck.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i out mim tonsoeep
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