I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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