Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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