we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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