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Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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