Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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