Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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