Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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