Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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