Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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