What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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