Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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