Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
This baby is an asshole
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Randomize
