if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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