ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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