he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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