I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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