miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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