Fine. I'll sleep in my office
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
