Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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