So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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