you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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