I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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