Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
