you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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