He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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