so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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