We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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