Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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