she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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