hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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