States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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