did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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