i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
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