Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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