I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Shame - the story of my life.
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