it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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