That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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