she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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