Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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