right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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