quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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