My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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