I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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