No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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