If i come over, it means nothing
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
