ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I bet he comes in French.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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