Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
why is half of my head shaved?
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