His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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