god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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